Anonymous asked:
1, 5, 21, 27, 36, 40, 49

Shit I totally didn’t see this but it’s from a have you ever list from a few days ago

1: had sex? Nah
5: kissed a boy? ugh does a truth or dare game count? If so then yeah
21. showered with someone else? Have not
27. been to a professional sports game?
Yeah I’ve been to loads of baseball games
36. had a crush on someone of the same sex? Yes
40. kissed someone a different race than myself? I think so?
49. taken a pregnancy test? Wait did Jesus send me this?

posted 2 hours ago with 2 notes

lol when did I become a douchebag?

posted 2 hours ago with 1 note

themaidofdishonor:

nadiemeconoce:

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Never forget.

cockringtoss:

*strategically places snapchat text box over acne*

guy:

guy:

yeah ur sex takes me to

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basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

andthepantsweredead:

hey sup i need an excuse to use this 

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shonengrump:

when you got your ass beat in smash brothers

rolorevolution:

Scott Pilgrim’s response was always on point

screenburned:

people who are in their 20 or 30s complaining about ‘kids these days’ is super funny to me, like i saw someone complaining about how kids at some pool were playing marco polo but with ‘hashtag’ ‘yolo’ and if that’s not funny to you then what the hell sucked the joy out of your life

posted 4 hours ago with 32,072 notes via 83616 (©)

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bonapurple:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

"i try to steal from people but i keep accidentally assassinating them" a novel by me

I am slightly afraid.

"i forgot to mention i was playing a video game please don’t call the police" a sequel also by me

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